Ah Crap Cleanup Co. is a small, owner-operated cleanup business in Chandler, Arizona. It started with one simple, universal truth: nobody in the house wants to scoop the dog poop, and in the Arizona heat it piles up fast.
The idea is straightforward — take the one chore everyone puts off and do it reliably, every week, for a fair flat price. That's it. No franchise, no national chain routing you through a 1-800 number, no confusing packages. When you text about service, you're talking to Bryan, the owner, and the person who answers is the one who shows up.
What makes it different
- Owner-operated. A real local person answers, quotes, and does the work — not a call center three states away.
- Photo proof every visit. You get before-and-after photos each time, so you know the yard got handled whether you were home or not.
- Flat $25/week, no contract. No signup fee, no long-term commitment. Adjust or stop any time with a text.
- Photo-quoted pricing. No "call for a quote." Text a picture and get a real price, usually within about ten minutes during business hours.
Where we work
We're based in Chandler and now accepting weekly customers across the East Valley — see where we serve, including the City of Maricopa, Gilbert, Queen Creek, Southeast Tempe, Ahwatukee and Sun Lakes.
Growing the right way
As demand grows we're building local route teams — dependable people who want flexible, outdoor route work close to home. If that's you, apply to join the crew. We also run a Community Crew program for students 18 and older who want paid, real-world work experience.