Paradise Valley isn't laid out like the rest of the Valley — no strip malls, no freeway cutting through, just estate lots tucked between Camelback and Mummy Mountain, most of them starting at a full acre behind a wall or a gate. Behind those walls is a lot of yard, and if there's a dog back there, someone has to stay on top of it. Ah Crap Cleanup Co. handles the part nobody signs up for: weekly dog-waste pickup, done right, for $25/week.
It's owner-operated, which in plain terms means you're not booking through an app or a call center. You're texting Bryan — an actual person who shows up, clears the yard, and sends before-and-after photos every single visit, so you know it's handled without walking the property yourself. No long-term contract, no confusing packages.
First time on a regular schedule, or has an acre of backyard quietly gotten away from you? Founding Paradise Valley customers pay no extra charge for the larger initial catch-up cleanup — we clear the buildup, then keep it simple at $25/week from there. Bigger one-time jobs are quoted from a photo.
How the Paradise Valley route works
Here's how the $25/week stays $25 and stays reliable: the Paradise Valley route is grouped by neighborhood. Homes near each other — a cluster of estates up in Clearwater Hills, or a run of lots off Lincoln Drive and Tatum in Cheney Estates — share the same service day. Tighter routes mean less driving between yards, which keeps the price low and the service day consistent, even on the bigger acre-plus properties. Send your address and we'll slot you into the day that already runs past your gate.
Why Paradise Valley
Paradise Valley is big-yard country, plain and simple. Zoning keeps most lots at an acre or more, and dogs are banned on Camelback Mountain's trails — so the backyard does all the heavy lifting, since the nearest off-leash run is Chaparral Dog Park just over the Scottsdale line. Add the guard-gated HOAs from Finisterre to Judson Estates that expect grounds kept sharp, and a week of a couple dogs on an acre adds up fast. That's exactly the yard we're built for. If you've got a dog and a fence, we've got the scooper.
Paradise Valley — common questions
How much is weekly dog-poop cleanup in Paradise Valley?
$25/week for regular dog-waste cleanup — that's the founding weekly rate. Bigger one-time or heavy-buildup jobs, common on the larger acre-plus lots here, are quoted from a quick photo, so you always know the price before we start.
Which Paradise Valley neighborhoods do you cover?
We're now accepting customers across Paradise Valley — Clearwater Hills, Camelback Country Club Estates, Casa Blanca, Finisterre, Cheney Estates, Judson Estates and more — anchored in 85253 with the bordering 85018, 85250, 85251, and 85254 that touch the town's edges. Submit your address and we'll confirm the service day for your street.
Do I have to sign a contract?
Nope. No long-term contract. It's straightforward weekly service you can adjust or stop just by texting Bryan.
How do I know the yard actually got cleaned?
You get before-and-after completion photos every visit, sent right to your phone — handy when the yard's gated or you're not home. You'll see it's clear before you're even back.
My backyard is really backed up. Is the first cleanup extra?
For founding Paradise Valley customers, no — there's no extra charge for the larger initial catch-up cleanup. We clear the buildup, then keep it at $25/week going forward.
Who actually shows up to my yard?
Bryan, the owner. You text or call (480) 256-9684 directly, and the same person you talk to is the one servicing your yard — a real person, every time. Gate codes and dog quirks stay with one person, not a rotating crew.
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Updated 2026-07-24.