Scottsdale wears its polish out front — the resort landscaping, the crisp desert-scaped yards from McCormick Ranch to Grayhawk to DC Ranch — but behind a lot of those gates is a dog and a backyard that someone still has to stay on top of. Ah Crap Cleanup Co. handles the part nobody volunteers for: weekly dog-waste pickup, done right, for $25/week.
It's owner-operated, which in plain terms means you're not booking through an app or a call center. You're texting Bryan — an actual person who shows up, clears the yard, and sends before-and-after photos every single visit, so you know it's handled. No long-term contract, no confusing packages.
First time on a regular schedule, or has the yard quietly piled up while the dog had the run of it? Founding Scottsdale customers pay no extra charge for the larger initial catch-up cleanup — we clear the buildup, then keep it simple at $25/week from there. Bigger one-time jobs are quoted by photo.
How the Scottsdale route works
Here's how the $25/week stays $25 and stays reliable: the Scottsdale route is grouped by neighborhood. Homes near each other — a cluster of streets in Scottsdale Ranch off Shea Boulevard, or a run of lots up in McDowell Mountain Ranch near the Loop 101 — share the same service day. Tighter routes mean less driving between yards, which keeps the price low and the service day consistent. Send your address and we'll slot you into the day that already runs past your street.
Why Scottsdale
Scottsdale is dog country, plain and simple. Chaparral Dog Park off Hayden Road runs fenced, off-leash grass with separate big- and small-dog areas and stays busy year-round, the HOAs from Gainey Ranch to Silverleaf expect yards kept sharp, and plenty of these North Scottsdale lots back right up to the McDowell Sonoran Preserve on ground big enough that a week of a couple dogs adds up fast. That's exactly the yard we're built for. If you've got a dog and a fence, we've got the scooper.
Scottsdale — common questions
How much is weekly dog-poop cleanup in Scottsdale?
$25/week for regular dog-waste cleanup — that's the founding weekly rate. Bigger one-time or heavy-buildup jobs are quoted from a quick photo, so you always know the price before we start.
Which Scottsdale neighborhoods do you cover?
We're now accepting customers across Scottsdale — McCormick Ranch, Gainey Ranch, Grayhawk, DC Ranch, McDowell Mountain Ranch, Scottsdale Ranch, Troon North and more — spanning 85251, 85254, 85255, 85257, 85258, 85259, 85260, and 85262. Submit your address and we'll confirm the service day for your street.
Do I have to sign a contract?
Nope. No long-term contract. It's straightforward weekly service you can adjust or stop just by texting Bryan.
How do I know the yard actually got cleaned?
You get before-and-after completion photos every visit, sent right to your phone. You'll see the yard is clear before you're even home.
My backyard is really backed up. Is the first cleanup extra?
For founding Scottsdale customers, no — there's no extra charge for the larger initial catch-up cleanup. We clear the buildup, then keep it at $25/week going forward.
Who actually shows up to my yard?
Bryan, the owner. You text or call (480) 256-9684 directly, and the same person you talk to is the one servicing your yard — a real person, every time.
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Updated 2026-07-24.