Start weekly cleanup. Claim a founder spot.
I'm Bryan. Ah Crap Cleanup Co. is now live in Chandler — dog poop, weeds, patios, garages, small junk. Standard cleanup is $25, going to $30 once routes fill. First 25 customers lock $25 in forever. Everyone else on the list gets priority access as I open routes in your area.
What you get
Two tiers. Both worth signing up.
🔥 Founding tier — $25 locked forever
$25/cleanup — for life
Standard cleanup rate stays $25 forever for you, even when it goes to $30 once routes fill. That's $260+/yr saved vs new customers.
First route picks
You get first pick of Mon, Wed, or Sat route days before they fill up to the rest of the list.
Founder spot — $25/wk for life
Priority by neighborhood
When 8-10 of you cluster in one area, that becomes a new route day. Bigger clusters = served sooner.
Photo proof + direct line
Same standards as founding tier — before/after pics every visit. Text Bryan, get Bryan.
— capping the list at 500 to keep service tight and honest.
Claim your spot
Takes 30 seconds. No card, no commitment — just lets me build the route around real Chandler addresses. — Bryan
You're in.
I'll text you at the moment routes open in your area.
- You'll get a text from (480) 256-9684 when I'm ready to schedule
- I'll prioritize based on cross streets — neighbors clustered together get served first
- Refer a Chandler neighbor → jump +5 spots, and earn 1 week free when they complete their first cleanup
— Bryan
How the soft launch works
- Join the list. 30 seconds, no payment.
- I cluster the route. When 8-10 neighbors near you are signed up, that becomes a route day.
- You get a text. "Hey, I'm running your area Wednesdays starting next week. $25/wk for the weekly pet route (locked in for Founding 25). Want in?"
- First service is your trial. If it sucks, you owe me nothing. If it's good, you're on the founding rate forever.